A man visited his doctor, and the doctor checked him over before commenting, "It looks like you get a fair bit of exercise". The man replied, "Oh yeah, in fact just the other day I walked five kilometers over rugged terrain as I climbed over rocks and trees. I also waded along the edges of a lake, pushing my way through tall thistles, and even slid down sandy slopes while getting sand in my eyes". The doctor was quite impressed. "Well, you certainly are a dedicated outdoor enthusiast". "Oh, not really", the man replied. "I play golf". |