That's Ridiculous! Two men meet on opposite sides of a river. One shouts to the other, "I need you to help me get to the other side!" The other guy replies, "You're on the other side!" Where do you find a cow with no legs? Right where you left it. A guy goes to a pet store to buy a goldfish. The salesman asks him, "Do you want an aquarium?" The guy responds, "I don't care what star sign it is!" They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now! Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? It’s pointless. And then there's this one... Three engineers and three accountants are travelling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket. ”How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?” asks an accountant. |