These lockdowns are getting annoying and quite frankly I’ve had enough. I’ve discussed the matter over a cup of tea with the kitchen sink, and we both agree that the experience is draining. I didn’t mention anything to the washing machine as she puts the wrong spin on everything. Same with the fridge. He only gives cold shoulder. I asked the lamp, but she couldn’t shed any new light on the situation. The vacuum cleaner was rather rude and told me to suck it up Princess. The threshold was no better, it suggested I get over it. The carpet advised me to sweep my feelings under the rug. But the fan was more upbeat and thought that the crisis would soon blow over. The toilet looked a bit flushed and didn’t offer an opinion. The wall didn’t say a word either, just gave me a blank stare. |
