An Englishman, an Irishman, and an Australian walk into a bakery.
They each buy a pie and sit on a bench outside to eat.
Suddenly, a fly lands on the Englishman’s pie.
He carefully picks it off and continues eating.
He carefully picks it off and continues eating.
A fly lands on the Irishman’s pie.
He flicks it away and keeps eating.
He flicks it away and keeps eating.
A fly lands on the Australian’s pie.
He grabs the fly by the wings and yells,
He grabs the fly by the wings and yells,
“Spit it out, mate!”