A jaunty Frenchman on holidays in Australia walks into a pub at midday for a cognac and coffee and takes his place at the bar, right next to an Aussie nursing an ice cold beer. The Aussie notices the accent and turns to the visitor and says: "Listen mate, I couldn't help but notice your accent. We like the French, you know, French fashion, French wine, good food and all that. But one thing I really don't understand and that's the weird things you eat. I mean, how come you guys eat snails"?
"Oh, that's easy", replied the Frenchman. "We don't like fast food".