Volume 49  Number 8                                                                   August 23rd 2020
Presidential Musings for the Week
Well – Welcome to the new normal as many people are commenting.  We are all getting used to work clothes being T Shirt and tracksuit.  Being used to being very active, I am finding it hard but still manage to get out on the bike and walk the dog.  If this is retirement, I will go nuts!!  So, I am growing a COVID beard. Being a health worker and still consulting (but no surgery), everyone keeps away from me, I don’t have to worry about my passport photo for many months or years, and my mask covers the growing thistle!!  So, it would be nice to have something to show after coming out of lockdown.  Haven’t grown a beard since university days and so the salt and pepper appearance may be a bit of a shock.
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Salvation Army Bread Run
The Salvation Army has been active in Camberwell for more than 100 years. For many years they were located in Burke Road just up from Camberwell Junction. They then relocated to their current home in Bowen St, in the late 1970’s. The Rotary Glenferrie Club has had a strong association with the Salvation Army for many years. The Salvation Army could not exist nor perform the wonderful tasks that they do if it were not for the volunteers.
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Mark Ellis AM - Networker Profile 
 The Eyes Have It
My father was a keen Rotarian, first with Keilor and then with Carlton, and from him, I developed respect for what Rotary does.
I was active on a humanitarian project in Timor Leste involving eye-surgery, and was asked to fill in as guest speaker on this topic at short notice at Rotary Glenferrie. I liked the club, joined 13 years ago, and have great admiration for my colleagues.

The International Director at the time asked me to find an offshore project.  I had been to Timor Leste with a team twice, but the 2006 uprising made it unsafe so I went to Indonesia instead.  I discovered that Sumba needed considerable help. 
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District Foundation Report to Members
The District 9800 Rotary Foundation Committee is required to report to members at the end of each Rotary year on the state of giving and the distribution of grant financing. The report describes in detail the wonderful work being done within Australia and globally by Rotarians from District 9800 clubs with the support of your Foundation. Published by the District 9800 Foundation Committee Chair, Murray Verso and compiled and produced by Glenferrie Rotarian Cheryl Pisterman, the Winter 2020 edition of the newsletter is choc full of great ideas put into action through D9800 clubs.
 
To read the latest report: Click on this link
 
To read the Guide to Club Foundation Chairs: Click on this link
Walk With Us for Those Who Can't
Walk with Us is an End Polio Now event that will be held throughout October to help eradicate the scourge of poliomyelitis. Instead of a rally in Federation Square or a Walk Around Albert Park Lake, as were held last year, we will challenge people to walk up to 50km in their neighbourhood (hopefully the 5km radius will no longer exist and our lockdown relieved just a little) from 1st to 31st October to raise funds for End Polio in a COVID safe way.
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Those Foreign Coins Can Really Make a Difference!
For some years now Past President John Hudson has collected those pesky foreign coins that get thrown into the buckets at the Farmers Market, combined them with coins collected from local banks and members, and sent them on to The Rotary Club of Hornsby District in Sydney where, with the help of Qantas, they are repatriated to their country of origin. The program nationally has now raised over $560,000 in the more than twenty years it has been in existence - much of which has gone towards helping to fight malaria. Those pesky coins can really add up to something.
 
This article, sent in by John, was published recently in the Malaria Vaccine Project Newsletter Vol 7.
Building Resilience in Today's Economic Business Climate
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Youth Exchange Antics
Over the years Glenferrie hosted quite a few Exchange Students  — mostly well behaved but a couple were disappointing —- one American girl in particular —- she refused to wear a uniform at Fintona —- she was very  disruptive and the Principal asked us to remove her.  It turned out that her uncle came home from his local Rotary meeting and asked her if she would like a “holiday” in Australia for a year.  I have a feeling ( but can’t really remember if it was her ) but one girl was sent home for poor behaviour.  Another European girl used to slip out of her bedroom window after 'lights out' and go to night clubs.
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Lost in Translation! Here are five examples of where major companies just got it wrong, big time!
 
Pepsi in China
 
Pepsi's marketing in China flopped when they launched their “Come alive with the Pepsi generation” slogan.
 
It was translated into Mandarin as “Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the grave". Now that is a big claim! Scary too!
 
Parker Pens in Mexico
 
Parker Pens launched their ballpoint pens in Mexico emphasising that their pens “won’t leak in your pocket and embarrass you”.
 
However they translated the word 'embarrass' into Spanish as “embarzar”, which actually means to impregnate.
 
So their promise turned out to be that your new Parker Pen “ won’t leak in your pocket and impregnate you.” Which is probably just as well.
 
Clairol in Germany
 
Clairol brought out a curling iron with the brand name Mist Stick. This vapor wand beauty product sold like hotcakes in most countries. However, in Germany it turned out that mist is German slang for manure. It took a while for Clairol to work out why sales for their Manure Stick weren't as good as expected.
 
Perdue Chickens in Mexico 
 
Frank Perdue and Perdue Chickens is a well known brand of frozen chickens in the USA that markets under the slogan "It takes a strong man to make a tender chicken". However they got into a bit of trouble when launching their product in Mexico. Their slogan translated into Spanish as "It takes an aroused man to make a chicken affectionate".
 
Electrolux in the USA
 
The Swedish vacuum cleaner manufacturer found sales were slow when they first launched in the United States with their Swedish slogan translated into English as  "Nothing sucks like an Electrolux." Is that honesty in marketing?
Speakers
Aug 25, 2020 7:15 PM
Club Forum
Club Forum

Club President Mark Ellis AM will present the plans for the club in the coming three year period, culminating the planning process that has involved two online planning workshops by club members,a review by the SAG (Strategic Action Group), and confirmation by the Board.

Sep 08, 2020 7:15 PM
Covid-19 Research
Sep 22, 2020 7:15 PM
Member Behind the Badge
Oct 13, 2020 7:15 PM
The Seymour Railway Heritage Centre
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Rotary Business Leaders Breakfast - via ZOOM
via ZOOM
Aug 25, 2020
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Club Meeting Via Zoom - The Three-Year Plan
Aug 25, 2020
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Boroondara Farmers Market - CANCELLED
Patterson Reserve
Aug 29, 2020
8:00 AM – 12:30 PM
 
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Sep 08, 2020
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Boroondara Farmers Market
Patterson Reserve
Sep 19, 2020
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Spring Into Alice-Rotary Zone 8 Virtual Conference
Sep 19, 2020 11:30 AM –
Sep 20, 2020 1:00 PM
 
Special General Meeting
Sep 22, 2020
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Sep 22, 2020
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Oct 13, 2020
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Boroondara Farmers Market
Patterson Reserve
Oct 17, 2020
8:00 AM – 12:30 PM
 
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