Me: What’s the Wi-Fi password? Bartender: You need to buy a drink first. Me: OK, I’ll have a Coke. Bartender: Three dollars. Me: There you go. So what’s the Wi‑Fi password? Bartender: “You need to buy a drink first.” No spaces, all lowercase. One of the shortest wills ever written: “Being of sound mind, I spent all the money.” What do you call 4 matadors in quicksand? Quatro, cinco
Covid ReflectionBoss (on phone) How are things going? Me: *gazing out of the window at my kids strangling each other whilst jumping barefoot on the trampoline* Great! |