Jokes that deserve to be in your Christmas cracker this Christmas!
Question: How much did Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Answer: Nothing! It was on the house.
Question: What does Santa do when his helpers misbehave?
Answer: He gives them the sack!
Question: What do you call a snowman in Australia at Christmas?
Answer: Water
And finally....
One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out of the window when he said, “It’s going to rain.”
His wife asked, “How do you know?”
“Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”