1. Why couldn’t the sailor learn his alphabet?
    He kept getting lost at C.
  2. What do lawyers wear to court?
  3. What do cows most like to read?
  4. What do you call an unpredictable camera?
    A loose Canon.
  5. Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
    He couldn’t see himself doing it.
  6. Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
    Then it’d be a foot.