A man has been arrested in Glenferrie Road for telling Dad jokes without a license. Here is the brief of evidence:
⇒ What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
⇒ I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
⇒ Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint!
⇒ My kid is blaming me for ruining their birthday. That's ridiculous, I didn't even know it was today!