- My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. The last thing she said was, “Be positive.” But it’s hard without her.
- Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
- I childproofed my house. Somehow, they still got in!
- Before my friend Frank died, he asked that I store his ashes in his favorite beer mug. His last wish was to be Frank in stein.