From time to time Aussies who have lost their way find themselves across the dutch, in a strange land where people speak in a mysterious tongue. If you happen to become one of those, these translations may prove helpful.

Pissed aside  - Chemical which kills insects

Pigs - Used for hanging out washing

Pugs - Large pink animal with curly tails. Make good bacon.

Sucks Peck - Carton of half-a-dozen beers

Sex - One less than seven

Tin - One more than nine

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Beers - Large savage animal found in the USA

Veerjun - Mythical NZ maiden

McKennock - Person who fixes cars

Sivven Sucks Sivven - Large Boeing aircraft

Beggage Chuckin - Place to leave your suitcase at the airport

Fear Hear - Blonde

Duffy Cult - Not easy

Bun Button - Been bitten by an insect

Fush - maritime creature

Fitter Cheney - A type of pasta