It's a Senior Moment when you know who Danny Kaye is but you think Kanye
West is part of a country in Africa.

It's a Senior Moment when you ask your travel agent why they don't have
any travel packages to Ceylon. (And no direct flights to Rhodesia either).

It's a Senior Moment when you  think "WW" means the start of a war, not
an internet address.

Where there is a Will I want to be in it.

If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

They begin the evening news with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell
you why it isn't.

War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

Some  theatrical translations;

    -challenging =  dreadful

    -confronting  = leave before interval

    -an inspired production = Director clearly on drugs

    -haunting  = critic had nightmare while asleep.

"Age is an issue of mind over matter.  If you don't mind it it does not 
matter." (Mark Twain)